The Wide Left Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.