The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.