The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.