The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Slye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.