The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Slye scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.