The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Slye makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.