The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.