The Wide Left Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.