The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.