The Wide Left Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.