The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.