The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.