The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.