The Upright Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Slye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.