The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
89%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.