The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.