The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.