The Upright Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.