The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.