The Hamstring Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.