The Hamstring Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.