The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.