The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.