The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.