The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.