The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.