The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mason goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.