The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.