The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.