The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.