The Sideline-Scold Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.