The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.