The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.