The Pick-Six Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Herbert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.