The Kneel-Down Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Herbert's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Herbert drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.