The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.