The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.