The Bad Spot Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chiefs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.