The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.