The Phantom Holding Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Worthy was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Worthy is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Worthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.