The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Coach says Walker III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Walker III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.