The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Walker III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Walker III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.