The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A mysterious flag erases Walker III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.