The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Walker III's stadium. Only over Walker III.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Walker III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.