The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.