The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sadiq drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.