The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sadiq's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.