The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Sadiq gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Sadiq scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.