The Snap Count Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sadiq sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sadiq drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.