The Invisible Route Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Ref: "Number Sadiq, that's a flag." Sadiq: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sadiq, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.